Big Brother's Lie Detector test - if only Charley was still there to take it

Gerry would lie and cheat to win Big Brother. Well, fair play to him - I probably would too, given that it's a GAME and the object of the game is... well, winning. Most of the contestants haven't realised this yet, though. Still consumed by the idea that some people might have - whisper it - a game plan - and totally failing to realise that it would be stupid to try and play the game without one, they watch avidly as each member of the house takes the lie detector test.

Things we learn from the lie detector:

• Brian really didn't have a clue who Shakespeare was, despite his mum's claims to the contrary
• Carole enjoys being the mother of the house - no!
• Carole doesn't fancy Ziggy
• Tracey doesn't fancy anyone
• Tracey is honest. Well, yeah, she is "honest Trace" - we knew that, didn't we?

Is any of this rocking your world yet? No, mine neither. We do, however, learn that Gerry would betray one of his fellow house mates, which comes as something of a surprise -not least to Gerry, who can't quite believe he said it, and retires to the bathroom to talk to himself and sob.

We also learn (although without the help of the lie detector) that some of the housemates are more stupid than anyone has a right to be. These housemates are Sam, Amanda, Brian, Kara-Louise and Carole, who have been using eye makeup to write messages to each other, and don't seem to have clocked onto the fact that BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING. D'oh!

On Friday, Davina will tell the house which two housemates received the most votes in the eviction poll. It will be up to their "friends" to decide who goes. Better get ready for a spot of betrayin', Gerry...

Comments

[plurabella]

You haven't blogged about Carole's descent into total obsessive compulsivness, ace control freak and possible paranoid tendancies, it is so funny.

Have always liked her, though I am beginning to see just how she controls everyone around her through the domestic and food issues. She is unbelievable. For some one with all ideals that she says she espouses, she fails to understand that she herself operates with a rigid Stalinist inflexibility in order to control her environment and everyone around her. And anytime she is challenged, off she goes for a little cry. Well done Carole, you have them all twisted round your little finger.

Not someone I'd want to live with.