Chanelle snubbed by Victoria Beckham, turns into scary stalker

She's not even in the house any more, but Chanelle Hayes continues to wind me up. Not content with iimitating Victoria Beckham in this country, Chanelle is currently stalking her idol all over L.A. - and when I say "stalking", I'm really not joking - I'm surprised the Beckhams haven't taken out an injunction against her.

Chanelle travelled to L.A. last week. Since her arrival, she's been mostly hanging around Rodeo Drive dressed up as Posh, hoping that Victoria will rock up and become her new BFF. She also attended an LA Galaxy game, where, despite being refused entry to the VIP enclosure ( I wonder why?) Chanelle still managed to steal some of the limelight from Victoria - now we know why Posh was so stony-faced when David scored that goal last week. Chanelle then made a point of telling everyone who would listen how "gorgeous" David is, and how she has "fallen for him". Yeah. What a great way to make friends with Victoria Beckham - follow her around dressed up as her, then go on about how much you fancy her husband. That'll totally work, Chanelle!

Of course, it hasn't worked. According to sources from the Beckham camp, Victoria is "flattered that Chanelle is a fan, but is in no hurry to meet her". Again: I wonder why on earth not?