Big Brother Twins make a million in less than a month. No wonder they're dancing.

I'm sure I could say something here about how the fact that Sam and Amanda Marchant have made £1 million since leaving Big Brother is a sad reflection on a society in which, in order to be successful, all you need to do is be blonde, slightly dim and a twin. I mean, I could, but that would just be churlish and mean because it's Sam! And Amanda! It's the Big Brother twins, and we love the Big Brother twins! Don't we?

No sarcasm intended, by the way. I like Sam and Amanda, and I say good on 'em for ruthlessly milking the fact that a lot of people out there are suckers for pretty blonde twins. According to The Sun ("Sam and Amanda are 'twin' the money!"), as well as their Barbie Girl single, the twins also have deals for a perfume, a skincare range and the ubiquitous Big-Brother-contestant-fitness video. Miss Selfridge and Jane Norman are in a "bidding war" to sign them up for a fashion line. So, basically, it's all coming up roses for Sam and Amanda. Pink roses, natch...